Saturday Mornings with Mer and Dani

Mer: blah blah blah Girl Scout Camp, blah blah blah - and if you've never lived with a rocket scientist blah blah blah...
Dani: I may not have lived with a rocket scientist, but I've fucked a mechanical engineer.
Mer: I love you.
Dani: What? It's the next best thing.
Mer: *dies*