If you can read this...

...and you're coming over tonight, Mer asked me to warn you that the cops are out in droves in the Pottstown/Phoenixville area. If you aren't coming, then why the hell not? If you don't know what I'm talking about, then either your invite got lost or we screwed up. It's my birthday. Come hang out. If you didn't RSVP, come hang out anyway. Seriously - I ordered TEN pizzas. Email me (LJ username at gmail) if you need directions.