the sweet sounds of music

the beauty of guitars...and the words of sir mix a lot?

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nonfic nano pirates, ahoy

disclaimer: unless someone comments to this post saying "please go away with your nano ramblings" or some such, i'm not going to create a nano filter. you're /insert preferred genders here/, you can scroll past things you're not interested in.

so, food. mostly non-fic*, possibly some fic if i'm in the mood. random rants about things i love, hate, or have an opinion on in one way or another, with some "no shit, there i was" stories thrown in for good measure. temporarily titled don't touch my knife. i am determined not to write a kitchen confidential-style expose on kitchens and shit, because frankly, tony bourdain did it pretty damn well.

( my list so far of possible rant topics )

*i have as much patience for nano fiction nazis as i do for SCA authenticity nazis. i use polyester thread in my quick-and-dirty t-tunics, and i'm writing non-fic. fucking deal.

my hunny rocks

from the brain of my twisted sweetie...the 2005 nonfic nano pirate theme song!

I am a member of the crew nonfic nano piratical
we stick to facts and figures with a faith truly fanatical
we may not have such constructs as a plot or a protagonist
but figures, dates and facts will surely prove us all perfectionist
essayists and diaries, opinions quite unmatchable
even tales astonishingly autobiographical
regardless of this genre heist our tales remain dramatical
though hopefully unmarred by filks, absurd and ungrammatical

we take a vow, november first, to write a book, spasmatical
carpal tunnel plagues our wrists, our butts become sciatical
but come midnight december first we'll all need a sabbatical
I am a member of the crew nonfic nano piratical